You are making me very unhappy because you haven't fixed the CNAMES yet. I am very loyal, but upon further investigation of the other fish that are in the web hosting sea, I might have to break up with you. How sad that would be after 12 years together. And it means I'd have to get new business cards printed, which sucks, because I just did that.
You're running out of time to make it right. I wanted to stay with you against all odds, but if you don't fix the problem really really really soon I'm going to find another web host.