[Edit: only ONE box left!!!]
Extremely limited quantities now fabulously on sale, woo hoo! Act now!
Professionally printed cards, envelopes included, packaged in nice clear boxes!
Inside message says: "May the winter holidays bring you peace and happiness"
10 cards per box, only FIVE boxes left. Now priced at $15 per box. Shipping $5. CA residents add 7.75% sales tax. I take PayPal, money orders, and credit cards. Email or comment to stake your claim. firstname.lastname@example.org